Shart Stories and Other Crap: The Ultimate Bathroom Book - Paperback

by Bob Forturds (Author)

Let's be honest:
You didn't click on this book expecting Shakespeare.

You clicked because the title made you laugh... or because you've lived through a suspicious situation or two... or because you're shopping for someone with a beautifully twisted sense of humor.

Either way - welcome. You're among friends.

Shart Stories and Other Crap is a shameless, laugh-out-loud collection of cringe-worthy, bathroom-adjacent disasters that prove one thing:

Life doesn't always go as planned. Sometimes it... escapes.

Inside you'll find real-life catastrophes involving betrayed trust, malfunctioning bodies, and moments you'll swear happened to your cousin, your roommate, or the guy ahead of you in the checkout line.

This book is perfect for:

• People who love quick, ridiculous stories

• Readers who need a break from "serious" everything

• Gag-gift hunters

• Anyone who enjoys humor that's one flush away from polite society

Short stories. Fast laughs. Zero shame.

➡️ Grab your copy now - your dignity can wait.